愚人節是西方國家的節日,那麼你知道一些與愚人節有關的笑話嗎?下面,我們一起去看看吧。
十個經典的.愚人節英語笑話
1、why are people tired on april fool's day?(愚人節人們為什麼疲倦?)
答:because they have just had a long march.(因為他們剛過了長長的三月。march 三月:行軍)
2、what weather do mice and rats fear?(老鼠害怕什麼天氣?)
答:when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
3、when do dogs refuse to follow their masters?(狗什麼時候不願跟隨主人?)
答:when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時。flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 )
4、what question can never be answered by “yes”?(哪個問題永遠不能回答“是的”?)
答:are you asleep?(你睡著了嗎)
5、what tree is always very sad?(那種樹總是很傷心?)
答:weeping willow.(垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹)
6、when can you get water with a net?(什麼時候可以用網兜裝水?)
答:when water is turned into ice.(當水結成冰時)
7、why is the pig always eating?豬為什麼沒完沒了地吃?
答:he's making a hog of himself.它想成為一隻肉豬。
8、what's the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什麼?
答:smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因為兩個字母s中間隔了一里。
9、what question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什麼問題你只能回答“yes”?
答:"what does y-e-s spell?"(當別人問你)“yes”怎麼拼?
10、where were you when the power was cut off? 當停電的時候你在哪?
答:in the darkness. 在黑暗中