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How can I get into heaven

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"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poor, would I get into heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday school class.

How can I get into heaven

"No!" the children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church everyday, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "No!"

"Well, " I continued, "then how can I get into heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

“如果我把房子和車賣了,在車庫舉行義賣, 並把所有的錢給窮人,我能進天堂嗎?”我問主日學校的孩子。

孩子們齊聲回答:“不能!”

“那如果我每天都打掃教堂,給院子的.草坪割草,並且把東西都收拾得乾淨整潔,我會上天堂嗎?”

回答還是:“不能!”“好吧, ”我繼續問, “那我要怎樣才能昇天堂呢?”

一個五歲的男孩兒叫道:“你得死了才行!”

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