英語笑話之一
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
A: By treading on his corn?
如果你踩了農夫的.玉米或是穀物，他肯定會生氣的;
而如果你踩了農夫腳底的雞眼，他會更生氣。
英語笑話之二
A Woman Who Fell
It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back.