A very simple operation 一個簡單的手術
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.
"What's the matter?" he was asked.
He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right.'"
"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"
"She was talking to the damn doctor!"
“發生了什麼?”有人問他。
男士回答道：“我聽見護士說，‘這只是一個簡單的手術。不用擔心，我相信不會出問題的`。’”
“她這樣做是想讓你感到安心啊，有什麼好害怕的?”
“可她是在對那該死的手術醫生說!”
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