英文笑話 聖誕節一：
Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year - "62-63", "63-64", "64-65", day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, "Isn't it strange how the teams always lost by one point?"
英文笑話 聖誕節二：
My two sister and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, I phoned home for some consolation and understanding of my unique my dad answered, I immediately launched into my litany(連禱，冗長故事) of frustrations with college life. As I paused to catch my breath, he said, "O.K., , fist of all, who is this?"
英文笑話 聖誕節三：
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping ay night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this 's fine, roared the boss, but where were you Monday and Tuesday?