Do You Know Santa's True Profession?
Consider the following:
1. You never actually see Santa, only his "assistants."
2. Santa keeps his job until he decides to retire.
3. Santa doesn't really do the work; he directs a bunch of helpers to do all his work for him, but he's the one who everybody credits with the work.
4. Santa doesn't work a 40-hour week.
5. Santa travels a lot.
Santa is obviously a senior faculty member with tenure!
考慮以下幾點
1. 你其實從來沒見過聖誕老人，你看見的都是他得助手(他得助手真的好多，除了過聖誕節的所有父母外，還有職業“聖誕老人”)
2. 聖誕老人不想退休，就可以一直當他的聖誕老人。
3. 聖誕老人不會做實事，他都是指揮一堆幫手幫他做完所有的事情，但是事情做得好還是不好，功績和責任都算聖誕老人的.。
4. 聖誕老人實行的可不是朝九晚五雙休制。
5. 聖誕老人經常旅行
聖誕老人顯然是一個高階職員(please, 這世界上還有比他的工作更好的工作嗎?