經典英語笑話故事一：
Teacher: Which is farther away---Australia or the moon?Bobby: her: Why do you say that?Bobby:We can see the moon, but we can't see Australia.
經典英語笑話故事二：
Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a er: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.
經典英語笑話故事三：
One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home
earlier."The next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboarddaubed(塗抹) . He was very angry and asked, "Who did it? Please stand up!" "It's me," said Bob, "Now, I can go home. Good-bye, Sir."