An offender was brought to trial before a judge. The judge asked him, "What is the crime you have committed?"
The offender said, "I went shopping too early during the New Year."
The judge said, "This is not a crime! Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how early did you go shopping?"
He answered, "The shop was not yet open for business, and I was already inside."
有個犯人被帶到法官面前審案，法官問他：“你犯了什麼罪?”
犯人說：“因為我在新年時，太早去採購了。”
法官說：“這不是罪呀!可能是弄錯吧?那你多早去採購呢?”
他說：“商店還沒開門，我就已經進去了。”