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笑瘋你的經典英語笑話
clean glass
乾淨的杯子
joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.
喬和佛瑞德在一個村子裡幫忙蓋一間房子。天氣很暖和，到處都有許多灰塵。12點半的時候，他們覺得非常口渴，便停下來去吃午飯了。他們找到最近的一家酒吧，走進去坐下吃他們的三明治。
good afternoon, gentlemen. what can i get you? the man behind the bar asked.
下午好，先生。你們想要點什麼?櫃檯後面的伺應問道。
joe looked at fred and said, beer, i think. yes, a pint of beer each. is that all right for you, fred?
喬看了看佛瑞德說：我想，啤酒吧。好，那就每人一品脫啤酒。這樣可以嗎，佛瑞德?
笑瘋你的經典英語笑話
what is a traitor?
什麼叫叛徒?
young hopeful:"father, what is a traitor in politics?"
有希望的青年人：“父親，什麼叫政治叛徒?”
father (a veteran politician):"a traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one."
父親(一位老資格的政治家)：“叛徒指的是離開我們黨而加入到另一個黨的人。”
young hopeful:"well then, what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?"
有希望的青年人：“那麼，離開他的黨而加入到我們黨的`人又叫什麼呢?”
father:"a convert, my son."
父親：“叫改變信仰者，我的兒子。
笑瘋你的經典英語笑話
what's your name?
你叫什麼名字?
a very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train. he had never seen them before,so he began:my name is stone, and i'm even harder than stone,so do what i tell you or there'll be trouble. don't try any tricks with me, and then we'll get on well together
有一位很嚴厲的軍官在對一群交由他訓練的新兵訓話。他以前從沒見過這群新兵，於是他開始自我介紹：我的名字叫stone(石頭)，事實上，我甚至比石頭更強硬。這就是我為什麼要告訴你們我名字的原因。不要試圖對我玩什麼花招，這樣我們就能很好相處了。
then he went to each soldier one after another and asked him his name. speak loudly so that everyone can hear you clearly, he said, and don't forget to call me 'sir'.
接著他開始走到每個士兵前面問他們的名字。說大聲點，讓每個人都能聽清楚。另外，不要忘記稱呼我為長官。他說。