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四年級上冊英語笑話

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隨著近十年網路和手機的飛速發展,隨之出現了網路笑話,網路流行語,給力大全,手機笑話,雷人語句,笑料聯盟等,促使笑話發展到一個新的階段。以下是四年級上冊英語笑話,歡迎參考!

四年級上冊英語笑話

放屁的問題

A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."

有位小老太太去看醫生:“醫生,我有愛放屁的毛病。其實也不是大問題,只是我放屁不臭而且沒聲音。事實上,我在這裡已經放了20多個屁,但是你並不知道對吧,因為我的屁不臭,而且還沒聲音。”

The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week."

醫生說:“好的,我明白了。吃這個藥片,一天三次連續吃七天,下星期你再來。”

The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink terribly."

一星期後老太太來了,“醫生,你到底給的我什麼藥,現在我放屁還是沒聲音,但是怎麼這麼臭!”

The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."

醫生說:“太好了!你的`嗅覺正常了,現在開始治聽覺。”

我很高興

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?

一個主日學校的老師正在對學生講使別人高興的重要性。“現在,孩子們”,她說:你們當中有誰讓別人高興過?

Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday.

“老師!”,一個小男孩說:“昨天我就使別人高興過。”

Well done. Who was that?

真不錯!是誰呢?

My granny.

我奶奶。

Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.

好孩子,現在告訴我們,你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。

Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’!

是這樣的,老師。我昨天去看她,在她那兒呆了三個小時。然後我跟她說:‘奶奶,我要回家了。’她說:‘啊,我很高興!’