“here are my qualifications for you to overlook。“
“strengths： ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer。“
“i am a rabid typist。“
“work history： performed brain wave tests，1879－1981。“
“after receiving advice from several different angels， i have decided to pursue a new line of work。“
“accounting cleric。“
“as indicted， i have over five years of experience analyzing investments。“
“suspected to graduate early next year。“
“disposed of $2。5 billion in assets。“
“proven ability to track down and correct erors。“
“accomplishments： oversight of entire department。“
“am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details。“
“accomplishments： completed 11 years of high school。“