他爲什麼要叫喚 Why is He Howling
Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
Patient: I know. But you are standing on my foot!
牙醫：請不要再叫了，我都還沒有挨着你的牙齒啊!
病人：但是，親，你可知道，你踩到我腳了!!!
離婚 divorce
A husband and wife,both 91,stood before a judge,asking for a divorce."I don't understand,"He said,"Why do you want a divorce at this time of life?"
the husband explained "Well , you see,We wanted to wait until the children died."
有一個丈夫和妻子都是91歲，他們站在法官面前，要求離婚。“我不明白，”法官說，“你們爲什麼到了這把年紀還要離婚?”
丈夫解釋道：“嗯，你是知道的，我們以前是喲等到孩子們都死了。”
一年後 In a year
Palmist: The life line in your hand tells that you will die in a year.
Customer: Good gracious! In a year?
Palmist: Yes, but I can't say in which.
手相大師：你手上的.生命線顯示出你還有一年將會死去。