Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?
Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?
Student:In the cake,Sir.
老師：你能用“雞蛋”一詞造句嗎?
學生：可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。
老師：“雞蛋”在哪?
學生：在蛋糕裡，先生
A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him.
"The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to say nothing about it. If the other fellows knew I'd pulled you out, they'd chuck me in."
一名海軍軍官從甲板上掉入海中。他被一名甲板水手救起。這位軍官問如何才能酬謝他。
“最好的辦法，長官，”這名水手說，“是別聲張這事。如果其他人知道我救了您，他們會把我扔下去的。”
Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.
Man:He is really does do?
Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery
小孩：我叔叔下面有1000個人。
男人：他真是一個大人物。他是幹什麼的?
小孩：墓地守墓人。
Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. "Uh-oh," I said, realizing my mistake. "I just make an illegal turn."
"I guess it's all right." my daughter replied, "The police car behind us did the same thing."
我趕著開車將11歲的女兒送到學校去，在紅燈處右拐了，而那是不允許的(譯註:在一些國家如英國,其交通規則是車輛左行的,與我國相反)。“啊噢，”意識到犯了錯誤，我說。“我剛才拐彎是違章的'。”
“我想那沒關係的，”女兒回答說：“我們後面的警車也同樣拐了彎。”