1、He's just Been to the Zoo
When I was waitting in line at the bank , I noticed a womanholding a small child at one of the windows. The boy was eating aroll ,which he thrust at the teller. The teller smiled and shookhis head。
"No, no, dear," said the boy's mom. and then , turnning to theteller , "I beg your pardon , young man. Please forgive my son 's just been to the zoo."
他剛去過動物園
當我在銀行裡排隊時，發現一位婦女抱著一個小孩站在一個視窗。男孩正在吃一個麵包卷，並將麵包卷戳向出納員，出納員笑著搖了搖頭。
“別這樣，親愛的.，” 男孩的媽媽說。然後她轉向出納員說，“對不起，小夥子。請原諒我的兒子，他剛去過動物園。”
2、A: I hear smokeless tobacco has been banned
A:我聽說無煙菸草已經被禁止了。
B:Great!That’ll really helped clumsy
B:太好了!正好幫助了那些笨人。
A:How is that?
A:怎麼說?
B:He can’t chew and play at the same time, anyway.
B:無論如何，他總算不能一邊吸一邊玩了。
3、A:Doom and gloom,gloom and doom,all you write is doom and gloom
A:失望不快、失望不快，都是失望不快。
A:Just once why can’t you write about gloom and joy?
A:為什麼不寫愉快不快呢?
B:Because they don’t rhyme
B:因為這樣比較押韻。