愛笑的人，運氣總不會太差，因為笑可以讓人充滿正能量，更能讓自己面對挫折，勇往直前，以下笑話希望能讓你爆笑每一天。
幽默搞笑英語笑話帶翻譯一：
My 16-year-old son, Jeff, is a boy any parent would be proud of --until you see the floor of hisroom, covered with layers of clothes, magazines and sports equipment.
我的兒子傑弗，十六歲。他是一個令父母感到自豪的孩子，只是你別去看他房間的地板，那上面總是堆滿了一層層的'衣服、雜誌及運動器材。
Recently I accompanied Jeff to the credit union where he opened up his first bank e the credit officer was processing the paper work, I told Jeff he needed a safe, accessibleplace to store his passbook. "I know, Mom," he replied. "I' 11 keep it on my floor. "
不久前，我帶傑弗到信用聯社去開他自己的賬戶，這是他第一次開銀行賬戶。當信用社職員在辦理手續的時候，我便告訴傑弗說他需要一個安全可靠的地方來儲存密碼本。“我知道，媽媽，”他回答說，“我會在地板上找到地方的。”
幽默搞笑英語笑話帶翻譯二：
An Adult Decision
The year before my son turned 18, he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a tattoo, but I refused to sign permission for one. He argued that soon he would be a man and he should be able to make adult decisions. Sure enough, a few days after his 18th birthday, he come home with a tattoo. Although I was not happy about this, I was curious to see what symbol of masculinity he had chosen. There, on his shoulder, was a two-inch image of Mickey Mouse.
成年人的抉擇
我兒子十八歲前的那一年，他常常向我提出准許他文身。但我拒絕允許他這樣做。他爭辯說他不久就要成為男子漢了，並說他應該能夠作出成年人的抉擇了。果然，十八歲生日的幾天後，他文了身，回到家裡。儘管我對此感到不高興，但出於好奇，我想看看他選擇了什麼雄性象徵物。原來是他在肩上文了一個兩英寸長的米老鼠像。
幽默搞笑英語笑話帶翻譯三：
I Want to Get Out
A bar owner locked up his place at 2 a. m. and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only afew minutes when the phone rang." What time do you open up in the morning ?" he heard anobviously inebriated man inquire.
The owner was so furious, he slammed down the receiver and went back to bed. A fewminutes later there was another call and he heard the same voice ask the same question. "Listen," the owner shouted ,"there's no sense in asking me what time I open because Iwouldn't let a person in your condition in..."
"I don't want to get in," the caller interjected. "I want to get out."
我要出去
在凌晨兩點，酒吧店主鎖了店門，回家睡覺。他剛躺下幾分鐘，這時電話響了。“你早上幾點營業?”他聽到一位明顯已醉醺醺的男子的聲音。
店主非常氣憤，砰地一聲掛上電話又上床去睡。幾分鐘後又有一個電話，他聽到還是那個聲音問同樣的問題。“聽著，”店主嚷道，“不要問我什麼時候營業，因為我不會讓你這種人進……”
“我不是想進來，”那人打斷他的話，“我要出去。”