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生活幽默英語笑話帶翻譯

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生活幽默英語笑話帶翻譯

生活幽默英語笑話帶翻譯1

A Girl's Name

When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late(已故的) father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine(男性的) .

Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I explained to Myles, Your name is very special. I named you after my own father because I loved him very much. I know he would be proud of you.

Myles thought carefully about this and then said, I know all that, Mom. But I don't understand why my grandfather had a girl's name.

女孩的名字

女兒出生時,我們給她取名叫邁爾斯,和我深愛的業已過世的父親同一個名字,不過家人提醒這個名字太男性化了。

幾年以後,我覺得邁爾斯已經長大,能夠懂事了。我對她解釋說:你的名字很特別。我給你取了一個和我爸爸一樣的名字,因為我非常愛他。我相信他會為你而深感自豪的。

邁爾斯很仔細地想了一下,然後說道:這些我都懂,媽媽。可是我不知道外公為什麼會有一個女孩子的名字。

生活幽默英語笑話帶翻譯2

A Vacation Cruise

One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ r he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him unconscious and throws him out the back door into the river. Soon another guy comes in, pays his fee and gets the same treatment.

Fifteen minutes later, as the two are floating down the river together, the first man says, "I wonder if they're serving any food on this cruise."

"I don' t know, the second guy replied. "They didn't last year."

假日巡航遊

一愚笨之人讀到一則假日巡航遊只須花100元的廣告。在他簽了字付了款後,旅遊經紀人用棒猛擊了他一下,把他打昏了過去,並把他從後門扔進了河裡。不久又來了一個人,付了錢並得到了相同的待遇。 十五分鐘後,這兩個人一起向河的下游漂去。第一個人說:“不知道他們這次巡航遊是否提供食物。” “不知道,”第二個人說道,“去年是沒有的。”

生活幽默英語笑話帶翻譯3

roast pig

A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig." But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him. He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."

烤乳豬

一位先生去赴宴遲到了,匆忙入座後,發現自己的.座位正對著乳豬,於是大為高興的說:“還不錯,我坐在乳豬的旁邊。”這時才發現身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相視,他忙陪笑改口到:“對不起,我說的是那隻烤好的。”