Rhino on Tinder 火燒眉頭的'犀牛(雙語)
WHAT!? Only two matches!?
One in San Diego Zoo and one in Tanzania!
什麼!?只有兩場比賽!?
一個在聖地亞哥動物園，一個在坦尚尼亞!
Rhino on Tinder
火燒眉頭的犀牛
英語幽默小笑話
Who Is Uglier?
誰更醜?
Abraham Lincoln's ability to laugh at himself sustained him through his many adversities. One example he often recalled was the time when an ugly man thrust a revolver in his face. Lincoln tried to remain calm, asking the man what he wanted. The man replied, holding the gun to Lincoln's head, "Some years ago I swore that if I ever came across an uglier man than myself, I'd shoot him on the spot."
亞伯拉罕·林肯自我解嘲的才智幫助他度過了許多災難。他經常回想起一個例子，一次一個醜陋的男子用一把左輪手槍頂在了他的臉上。林肯努力保持鎮靜，問那人想要什麼。那人用槍指著他的頭，回答說:“多年前我發過誓，如果見到一個比我還醜的人，我就當場擊斃他。”
Relief crossed Lincoln's face and he lost all his tension and anxiety. "Shoot me," he said to the stranger, "for if I am an uglier man than you, I don't want to live."
一絲欣慰掠過林肯的面龐，他的緊張和焦慮一掃而光。“開槍吧，”他對那個陌生人說，“因為要是我比你還醜，我就不想活了。”