You Are Too Late

On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.

"sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. My wife did it before you."

在公共汽車上一人發現一個小偷把手伸到了他的口袋裡。

“對不起，”他對小偷說，“你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做過同樣的事情了。”