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英語笑話:玫瑰

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On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young saleswoman.

英語笑話:玫瑰

Are these for your wife, sir? she asked.

Yes, I said.

For her birthday? she asked.

No, I replied.

For your anniversary?

No, I said again.

As I pocketed my change and headed toward the door, the young woman called out, I hope she forgives you.

一天晚上回家的路上,我看到一家花店外面有一些剛剪下來的玫瑰。我挑了一打,走進店裡,一個年輕的'女售貨員跟我打了個招呼。

先生,這些是送給你妻子的嗎?她問道。

是的,我說。

她的生日?她問。

不是,我回答。

你們的結婚紀念日?

不是,我又答道。