笑話是幽默的`載體，一個成功的笑話能流傳千古，聽者和講者都會感到快樂、欣喜，拍掌叫好!以下是小編準備的幽默笑話故事英語笑話，一起來爆笑吧!
幽默笑話故事英語笑話(一)
An Essential Correction 實質性的糾正
Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.
Walter: What was it?
Teacher: Eggs.
Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday.
老師：沃爾特，你為什麼不洗臉?我看得出你今天早飯吃了什麼。
沃爾特：我吃了什麼?
老師：雞蛋。
沃爾特：錯了，老師。那是昨天吃的。
幽默笑話故事英語笑話(二)
Bring me the winner
Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
Well, bring me the winner then.
服務員，
這個龍蝦只有一隻爪。
對不起，先生，這隻肯定打過架了。
哦， 那給我那個打贏的吧。
幽默笑話故事英語笑話(三)
During the computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talkingto the girl sitting behind him.
"I was just asking her a question, " the boy said.
"If you have a question, ask me," the teacher replied.
"OK," the boy answered. "Do you want to go out with me Friday night?"
計算機課上，老師批評一個男生，因為他和後邊的女生說話。
“我只不過問她一個問題。”男生說。
“如果你有問題，問我好了。”老師說道。
“那好吧，”這個男生說，“週五晚上你願意和我一起出去嗎?”