1、富有的鄰居
Rich neighbor
Peter: Our neighborhood was quite rich
Peter：我們的鄰居非常富有
Thor: How rich was?
Thor：怎麼富有了
Peter: The miniature golf course had caddies
Peter：他最小的一個高爾夫球場都有球童的啊~
2、f there are any idiots in the room,will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher .
喜愛挖苦人的老師說：“如果在這間教室裡面有白痴，就請站起來好嗎?”。
After a long silence,one rreshman rose to his feet,
沉默了很久之後，有一名新生就站起來了。
"Now then mister ,why do you consider yourself an idiot? "enquired the teacher with a sneer.
老師就以譏笑的口氣問他：“喂， 先生，你為什麼認為你自己是個白痴呀?”
"Well ,actually I don't,"said the student ,"but I hate to see you standing up there all byyourself."
這名學生說：“ 唉呀，實際上我才不認為我是個白痴呢，而是我很討厭看著你一個人站在那裡啦。”
3、lawyer opened the door of his BMW,
有一位律師開啟他的 BMW 座車車門，
when suddenly a car came along and hit the door,ripping it off completely.
當時剛好有一輛車子突然駛來撞上車門，而且把它完全給扯了下來。
When the police arrived at the scene,the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage tohis precious BMW.
當警察到達現場的時候，這名律師正在對他的`昂貴BMW座車所受到的損害，痛苦地抱怨不已。他滿腹牢騷的向警察嘀咕說：
"Officer,look what they've done to my BMW",he whined.
“警官，你瞧瞧他們對我的 BMW所幹的好事啦!”
"You lawyers are so materialistic,you make me sick!!!"retorted the officer,
這名警官卻回嘴說，“ 你們這些律師實在太唯物主義了，你真讓我覺得噁心!”
"You're so worried about your stuid BMW that you didn't even notice that your left arm wasripped off!!!"
“你竟然這麼擔心你一的笨BMW車子，卻沒注意到你的左手臂被扯斷了”
"Oh my God!" replied the lawyer,finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm oncewas,"Where's my Rolex?!"
這名律師最後注意到流著血的左肩膀，也就是他的手臂原先所在之處，他回答說：“哦，我的天哪!我的勞動士手錶在哪裡呀?”
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