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有關英語的笑話

有關英語的.笑話篇一:他贏了

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

他贏了

湯姆:約翰尼,你小弟弟好嗎?

約翰尼:他害病臥床了。他受了傷。

湯姆:真糟糕,怎麼回事兒?

約翰尼:我們做遊戲,看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠,他贏了。

有關英語的笑話篇二:邏輯推理

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.

Here is the situation, she said. A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help.

His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?

A girl raised her hand and asked, to draw out all of his savings?

國小四年級的教師正在給學生們上一堂邏輯課。她舉了這麼一個例子:有這樣一種情況,一個男人在河中心的船上釣魚,突然失去重心掉進了水裡。於是他開始掙扎並喊救命。

他的妻子聽到了他的喊聲,知道他並不會游泳,所以她就急忙跑向河岸。誰能告訴我這是為什麼? 一個女生舉手答道,是不是去取他的存款?

有關英語的笑話篇三:Which Month Did He Go Away

When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then some warmhearted men taught him, When you bow to somebody next time, you can count 'January, February, March. until December. Then you can lift your body up. Thus, the ceremony will be perfect.

The next day, he met his uncle, he did as the men told him. The bow was so long that it made his uncle feel surprised and escaped away soon . When Jack looked up, he found his uncle gone . So he asked the passer, Which month did he go away?

傑克給人鞠躬,飛快地一點頭,就算完了。大家都怪他不懂禮貌。於是便有好心的人教他說,下次鞠躬的時候,你就在心裡數:一月、二月、……一直數到十二月為止,然後再直起身來。這樣,禮節就周全了。

第二天,傑克見到他的叔叔,他便如法炮製。這躬鞠得太久,叔叔吃了一驚,趕緊逃開了。傑克抬頭一看,其叔早已不知去向,他便問過路人:我叔叔幾月走的?

有關英語的笑話篇四:他贏了

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

他贏了

湯姆:約翰尼,你小弟弟好嗎?

約翰尼:他害病臥床了。他受了傷。

湯姆:真糟糕,怎麼回事兒?

約翰尼:我們做遊戲,看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠,他贏了。

有關英語的笑話篇五:Fried chicken

In class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, "What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?"

Jack thought a moment, then answered, "Fried chicken, sir."

老師在課堂上向學生們展示了各種各樣的鳥的照片。然後他問其中一名學生,“傑克,你最喜歡哪種鳥兒啊?”

傑克想了想,回答,“炸雞,老師。”

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