英語笑話也是很爆笑的，你都看過哪些英語笑話呢?今天我們就一起來看看精彩笑不停英語笑話吧!
精彩笑不停英語笑話(一)
會為你演奏的
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.
一男子去酒吧，點了一杯啤酒。
He takes his first sip and sets it down.
他喝了一口放下。
While he is looking around the bar,
當他環視酒吧時，
a monkey swings down
發現一隻猴子蕩下來，
and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.
在他阻止之前，偷走了啤酒。
The man asks the barman who owns the monkey.
該男子問酒吧招待，這隻猴子是誰的。
The barman replies the piano player.
服務員回答說是鋼琴手的。
The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer."
男子走到鋼琴手面前問：“你知道你的猴子偷了我的啤酒嗎?”
The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."
鋼琴手回答說：“沒有，但是如果你能哼唱，我會為你演奏的`。”
精彩笑不停英語笑話(二)
把腳放進去
The school girl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle ,
個女學生坐在座位上，腳卻伸到課桌間的走道里
and was busily chewing gum,
嘴裡起勁地嚼著口香糖，
when the teacher espied her.
被老師發現了
"Mary !" called the teacher sharply.
“瑪麗!”老師嚴厲地叫她。
"Yes,Madam?" questioned the pupil ,
“什麼事，老師?”這女學生問。
"Take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in!"
“把口香糖從嘴裡拿出來，把腳放進去。”
精彩笑不停英語笑話(三)
好訊息和壞訊息
Good News And Bad News "There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.“有好訊息，也有壞訊息，”離婚律師告訴他的當事人。
"I could sure use some good news," sighed the client.
“我總能聽到一些好訊息吧，”當事人嘆了口氣說，
"What's it?"
“是什麼好訊息?”
"Your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement."
"And the bad news?"
“那麼壞訊息呢?”
"After the divorce, she's marrying your father."
“離婚以後，她將與你父親結婚。”