英語幽默小笑話之Persistance 纏住不放
Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. "Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Richie?"
"Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win," my husband hedged. "We just play to have fun."
Undaunted, Sare said, "Okay, Daddy, who had more fun?"
丈夫打完高爾夫球回來，我們四歲的女兒莎拉在門口迎了上去。“爸爸，誰贏了高爾夫球比賽，是你還是理查叔叔?”
“我和理查叔叔打高爾夫球不是為贏，”丈夫推諉說。“我們打球只是為了好玩而已。”
莎拉毫不氣餒，又問：“那麼，爸爸，誰覺得更好玩呢?”
英語幽默小笑話之Speed Limit 速度限制
The British RAF base where I was stationed as part of a contingent of USAF personnel had one narrow road winding through the crowded residential area. After a rash of minor vehicle pedestrian accidents, the USAF commander decided to reduce the speed limit to three m.p.h.
Shortly after the new limit was posted, an MP sergeant issued a speeding citation to a jeep driver for going five m.p.h. I was curious to know how the MP had determined the jeep's speed so exactly. "I was jogging to get to the PX before it closed," he explained, "and as I passed the jeep, I noticed that the speedometer read five m.p.h."
我作為美國空軍人員分遣部隊的一員駐紮在英國皇家空軍某某地，那裡有一條狹窄的`馬路蜿蜒穿過擁擠的居民區。因為多次出現汽車撞傷行人一類不甚嚴重的車禍，美國空軍司令員決定將車速限制在每小時三英里。
新的車速限制公佈後不久，一名騎警中士因一名吉普車司機開車時速達五英里而給他開了一張超速傳票。
我很想知道騎警是怎樣如此精確地知道那輛吉普車的速度的。“我遛達著要在郵局關門之前到達那裡，”他解釋道：“當我超過吉普車時，我注意到計速器指向了每小時五英里。”
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