愛笑的人，運氣總不會太差，那麼你喜歡笑麼?這裡小編收集整理了好些搞笑的簡單的英語笑話小故事，一起來看看吧!說不定能點中你的笑血哦!
篇一：簡單的英語笑話小故事
But the teacher cried
老師哭了
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled.
六歲的約翰嬌生慣養。
His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wantedanything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his firstday away from his grandmother's loving arms.
他的父親知道這一點，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的.祖母。他想要什麼不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.
約翰放學了，他奶奶在門口接他並問道：
"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"
“學校怎麼樣?你過的好嗎?哭了沒有?”
"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
“哭?”約翰問，“不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。”
篇二：簡單的英語笑話小故事
Only One Instance
頭一例
Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and found it contained the single word ″Fool″. Quietly and with becoming seriousness he announced to the congregation the fact in these words:
一個星期天,亨利·比切先生到普利茅斯的教堂去,在那裡有他的幾封信。他開啟其中一封,發現信中只寫著“傻瓜”兩個字。
″I have known many an instance(例項) of a man writing a letter and forgetting to sign his name, but this is the only instance I have ever known of a man signing his name and forgetting to write the letter.″
他平靜而認真地把這件事告訴教友們：“寫信時忘了簽名的人,我遇到過很多,但只簽了名卻忘了寫信的人,我還是頭一次遇到。”
篇三：簡單的英語笑話小故事
A man tried to get a job in a stage show.
一個人想在一個舞臺劇中找份工作。
"What can you do?" asked the producer.
“你能幹什麼呢?”負責人問。
"Imitate birds," the man said.
“模仿鳥兒，”那人說。
"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."
“你在開玩笑吧?”負責人答道，“那樣的人一毛錢可以找一打。”
"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.
“噢，那就算了。”那名演員說著，展開翅膀，飛出了視窗。