經常講一些笑話，不僅能給自己到來快樂，還能感染他人，這裡小編收集整理了七年級簡單英語笑話故事，一起來看看吧!
七年級簡單英語笑話故事篇一：Not so fast 別那麼急嘛
A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala(歡慶的) charity event was taking place.
Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.
"Great idea!" the chicken cried."Let's offer hem ham and eggs?"
"Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."
一隻豬和一隻雞路過一所教堂，那裡有一場盛大慈善活動正在進行著。
在精神上收到觸動的豬向小雞提出建議：他們每個人作出點自己的貢獻。
“好主意!”雞尖叫道，“讓我們給腿和雞蛋吧?”
“著什麼急”豬不耐煩地說，“對你來說，是一個貢獻，對我來說，這是一個完全的獻身。”
七年級簡單英語笑話故事篇二：I，You and she(我，你，她)
Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teachersaid," I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student.
When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, " I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to his mother) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student His father got angry and said, "I, I am your father; (then pointing to his wife) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.
The next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words byheart. "Yes," he said proudly, "I, I am your father; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son."
七年級簡單英語笑話故事篇三：A Life for a Life(以“命”抵命)
The English author，Richard Savage，was once living inLondon in great order to earn a little money he hadwritten the story of his life，but not many copies of the bookhad been sold in the shops，and Savage was living from hand a result of his lack of food he became very ill，butafter a time，owing to the skill of the doctor who had lookedafter him，he got well r a week or two the doctorsent a bill to Savage for his visits， but poor Savage hadn't anymoney and couldn't pay doctor waited for another month and sent the bill again. But still no money came. Afterseveral weeks he sent it to him again asking for his e end he came to Savage's house and asked him for payment，saying to Savage，“You know you owe your life to me and Iexpected some gratitude from you.”
“I agree，” said Savage，“that I owe my life to you， and toprove to you that I am not ungrateful for your work I will givemy life to you.”With these words he handed to him two volumes entitled，The life of Richard Savage.
英國作家理查德·薩維奇一度在倫敦過著貧困潦倒的生活，為了賺幾個錢，他曾寫了有關他自己生平的'故事。但是這部書在書店裡並沒有賣出幾本，薩維奇過著朝不保夕的日子。由於缺乏食物，他病得很厲害。後來，由於給他治療的那個醫生的高明醫術，他才又恢復了健康。過了一兩個星期之後，醫生給薩維奇送來了一張討要診費的帳單，但是貧窮的薩維奇沒有錢來償付。醫生等了一個月後又送來了帳單，但仍然未索回分文。幾個星期之後，他又送來帳單要錢。最後，醫生本人來到了薩維奇的家中，對他說：“你明白，你是欠我一條命的，我希望你有所報答。”
“是的，”薩維奇說，“我是欠你一條命，為了向你證明我對你的診治不是不報答，我將把我的命給你。”
說著這番話，薩維奇遞給醫生兩卷書，名叫《理查德·薩維奇的一生》。
七年級簡單英語笑話故事篇四：A Good Boy 好孩子
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
“昨天給你的錢幹什麼了?”
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly.
“你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。
"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
“再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢?”
"She is the one who sells the candy."
“她是個賣糖果的。”