英文笑話故事一：
In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer(門廳，大廳) . A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row:Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was going out a moment ago?Yes, but it doesn't really matter. It didn't hurt at , no, it isn't that. I only want to make sure that this is my row.
英文笑話故事二：
Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my er:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.
英文笑話故事三：
Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing.
The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help.
The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead."Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"