搞笑英語笑話 翻譯一：
George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, "Can Albert come out to play? ""No," said the mother, "It's too cold. ""Well, then, " said George, "Can his football come out to play ?"
喬冶敲著他朋友家的門。當朋友的`媽媽來應門時，他問：“阿爾伯特可以出來玩嗎?”“不行，”那位媽媽說，“天氣太冷了。”“ 噢，那麼，” 喬冶， “他的足球可以出來玩嗎?”
搞笑英語笑話 翻譯二：
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
那天是聖誕節，法官在審訊犯人時也有點惻隱之心。“你為什麼而被起訴?”他問。
“採購聖誕節物品過早。”被告答。
“這不算犯法，”法官回答，“你購物多早?”
在商店開門之前，“犯人應道。
搞笑英語笑話 翻譯三：
Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?Tommy: her: And then if I cut it twice again?Tommy: Hamburger.
師：如果我把一塊牛排切成兩半的兩半，我能得到幾塊兒?湯米：四塊。老師：那我要是再切兩次，我能得到什麼呢?湯米：漢堡。