短的英語笑話帶翻譯一：
Walking up to a department store's fabric(織物，布) counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?""Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with asmirk(假笑，傻笑) . "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards."With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly(故意使人煩惱地) held it girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer(老傢伙) standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."
一個漂亮的女孩走到百貨公司的布料櫃檯，說：“我想要買這種料子來做一條新裙子，多少錢?”“每碼只需要一個吻。”男售貨員說著，帶著奸笑的表情“很好，”女孩說，“我要十碼。”帶著期待的.表情，售貨員很快地量好了布料，包裹好，一臉奸笑地送了過來。女孩很快收起了包裹，微笑著指向了一個站在她身邊的老頭：“爺爺給我付賬。”
短的英語笑話帶翻譯二：
When a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher. "I remember solving the problem in my dream last night, but for the time being I've forgotten it . What can that mean?""It means that you are more intelligent in dreams than when you are awake," the teacher explained.
一名學生在班上沒有做出老師的教學題，他感到很遺憾，對老師解釋說：“我記得昨天夜裡做夢對這道題解對了，但現在一時想不起來了。這說明什麼?”“這說明你做夢的時候比你醒著的時候更聰明”。老師解釋說。
短的英語笑話帶翻譯三：
A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom - flunked(不及格，失敗) all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop."Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."
校園裡流傳著這樣的故事：一個學生一次給父母拍了一份電報，上面寫著：“媽媽，我所有功課都不及格，被學校開除。讓爸爸做好準備。”兩天以後，他收到了回電：“爸爸已準備好。你自己做好準備吧!”