英文笑話帶翻譯 對話一：
A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, "My wife makes all the small decisions," he explained, "and I make all the big ones, so we never interfere in each other's business and never get annoyed with each other. We have no complaints and no arguments."
一個男人告訴他的朋友自己婚姻幸福美滿的祕密，“小事都由我妻子決定，”他解釋說：“而我只管大事，我們從不互相干涉，從不生對方的氣。我們從來沒有抱怨、沒有爭吵。”"That sounds reasonable," answered his friend sympathetically. "And what sort of decisions does your wife make?"
“聽起來很有道理，”他的朋友深有同感，“有哪些事情由你妻子作決定呢?”"Well," answered the man, "she decides what jobs I apply for, what sort of house we live in, what furniture we have, where we go for our holidays, and things like that."
“嗯，”那個人回答說：“她決定我申請什麼工作，我們住什麼房子，買什麼傢俱，去哪裡度假這些事情。”His friend was surprised. "Oh?" he said. "And what do you consider important decisions then?"
他的朋友很驚奇的.問道：“哦?那麼你決定哪些重要事情?”"Well," answered the man, "I decide who should be Prime Minister, whether we should increase our help to poor countries, what we should do about the atom bomb, and things like that."
“嗯，”他回答：“我決定誰來當首相，我們是否要增加對貧困國家的援助，怎麼處理原子彈等等這些問題。”
英文笑話帶翻譯 對話二：
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
“你能告訴我魚網是什麼做的嗎，安?”老師發問道。
“把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了。”小女孩回答道。
英文笑話帶翻譯 對話三：
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."
9月1日， 喬治放學回到家裡。
“喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?” 媽媽問。
“媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。”