笑話是日常生活中人們消遣娛樂的一種常見語言現象,其目的在於在會話過程中傳遞和激發幽默感。
英文笑話帶翻譯爆笑1
what is a traitor?
什麼叫叛徒?
young hopeful:"father, what is a traitor in politics?"
有希望的青年人：“父親，什麼叫政治叛徒?”
father (a veteran politician):"a traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one."
父親(一位老資格的政治家)：“叛徒指的是離開我們黨而加入到另一個黨的人。”
young hopeful:"well then, what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?"
有希望的青年人：“那麼，離開他的黨而加入到我們黨的人又叫什麼呢?”
father:"a convert, my son."
父親：“叫改變信仰者，我的兒子。
英文笑話帶翻譯爆笑2
keep the change
selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, i got into an argument with a prospective customer. he was interested in buying the pocket book of ogden nash but claimed it was overpriced at 35 cents. other paperbacks were selling for ten or 15 cents each.
i pointed out that the book was in good condition. nash was a fun poet, and it was for a good cause. he said it was a matter of principle. ultimately, i agreed to sell him the book for 15 cents. triumphant, he paid with a $10 bill. "keep the change," he said.
零錢不用找了
在教堂的.義賣市上賣舊書時，我與一名準備買東西的顧客發生了一場爭論。他對購買袖珍奧金.納什集頗感興趣，但是說它要三十五美分開價過高。其它的平裝書每本才賣十或十五美分。
我指出這本書儲存狀況頗好，納什是個有趣的詩人，這個要價是合理的。他說這是個原則問題。最終，我同意以十五美分的價格將這本書賣給他。他得意洋洋，拿出一張十美元的票子付帳。“零錢不用找了。”他說。
英文笑話帶翻譯爆笑3
police: when can it be that the thieves broke into your house?
警察：你估計小偷是什麼時候進入你家的?
owner: how could i know as my watch was stolen?
失主：我的手錶都被偷走了，我怎麼知道是什麼時候?
英文笑話帶翻譯爆笑4
a mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. she immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes. frantically(瘋狂似地) , she called to the father outside.
母親見三歲的兒子將一枚五分鎳幣放進嘴裡吞了下去，她立刻將他抱起，頭朝下不停地拍打他的後背，他咳出了兩枚一角的硬幣，她發狂似的朝正在外面的孩子父親喊道：
"your son just swallowed a nickel and coughed up two dimes! what shall i do?"
“你兒子剛才吞下了一枚五分鎳幣，可咳出兩枚一角的硬幣!我該怎麼辦呢?“
yelled back the father, "keep feeding him nickels!"
孩子他爸大聲回答道：“再喂他幾枚五分鎳幣!”