七年級英語笑話帶翻譯一：
Boy: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Girl: "It's in the phone book."
Boy: "But I don't know your name."
Girl: "That's in the phone book too."
男：我想給你打電話。你的電話號碼是多少?
女：在電話本上呢。
男：可是我不知道你的名字呀。
女：也在電話本上呢。
七年級英語笑話帶翻譯二：
Stopping in an unfamiliar barber shop for a shave, a young playboy took a fancy to the manicure(修指甲) gril and suggested dinner and a show that evening.
The girl demurred(反對，抗辯)," I don't think I ought to, I'm married."
"Why don't you ask your husband," the playboy suggested." I'm sure he wouldn't object."
"You can ask him yourself ," the girl srugged, "He's shaving you."
一位年輕的花花公子在一家不熟悉的理髮店裡刮鬍須，他很喜歡修指甲的女郎，於是提議哪天晚上去吃晚餐和看錶演。
女郎猶豫著說：“我覺得我不應該去，我結過婚了。”
“你何不問問你先生，”花花公子建議說：“我確定他不會反對的.。”
“你可以自己問他，”女郎聳聳肩道，“他正在替你刮鬍須。”
七年級英語笑話帶翻譯三：
The great novelist had gone mad, but now there seemed to be some hope for his recovery. For six months, he had been sitting at his typewriter pounding out a novel. Finally, he pronounced it completed and brought the book to his psychiatrist, who eagerly began reading it aloud:
大作家瘋了，但現在似乎還有恢復的希望。六個月以來，他都坐在打字機旁用力地敲一部小說。終於，他宣稱書已寫好並把它拿到精神病醫生那裡。醫生急切地大聲朗讀起來：
"General Jackson leaped upon his faithful horse and yelled, 'Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap, giddyap"' The doctor thumbed through the rest of the manuscript." There's nothing here but 500 pages of giddyaps! " he exclaimed."
“傑克遜將軍跨上他的忠實的馬，喊道：‘駕，駕，駕，駕……’”醫生翻了翻剩下的手稿。“五百頁紙竟全是‘駕，駕’!”他驚奇地說。
"Stubborn horse," explained the writer.
“是匹倔強的馬，”作家解釋道。