英語笑話大全翻譯一：
One day a young businessman asked his girl friend,
"Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt?"
"Of course, I will." the girl said firmly.
"Do you mean what you say?" the man asked.
"That's what I want to ask you." the girl said.
一天一個年輕的`商人問他女朋友：
“親愛的，如果我破產了你還會嫁給我嗎?”
“當然會。”女孩堅定的回答。
“你是說真的嗎?”他問道。
“這正是我想問你的問題。”女孩說。
英語笑話大全翻譯二：
On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket."sorry," he said to thepickpocket(扒手) , "you are too late. My wife did it before you."
在公共汽車上一人發現一個小偷把手伸到了他的口袋裡。“對不起，”他對小偷說，“你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做過同樣的事情了。”
英語笑話大全翻譯三：
Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole.
丈夫：你給我把釦子縫好了嗎，親愛的?妻子：沒有，親愛的。我找不到釦子，所以我只把釦眼兒給縫上了。