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有翻譯英語短笑話大全
what is a traitor?
什麼叫叛徒?
young hopeful:"father, what is a traitor in politics?"
有希望的青年人：“父親，什麼叫政治叛徒?”
father (a veteran politician):"a traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one."
父親(一位老資格的政治家)：“叛徒指的是離開我們黨而加入到另一個黨的人。”
young hopeful:"well then, what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?"
有希望的青年人：“那麼，離開他的黨而加入到我們黨的`人又叫什麼呢?”
father:"a convert, my son."
父親：“叫改變信仰者，我的兒子。
有翻譯英語短笑話大全
senior class
年長者階層
during the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, i told him that mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. he then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return.
醫生按期來探視我的老母。我告訴他母親不幾天就要慶祝她98歲的生日了。醫生聽了也很高興，為此，他彎下腰來親了她一下。然後他說不幾天他也要慶祝自己的生日，並要求她還他一個吻。
when he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "can you imagine, " she said. "seventy dollars and i had to kiss him too!
醫生走後，我母親厭惡地搖搖頭。“你能想象嗎，”她說，“付了他70元，我還得親他!”
有翻譯英語短笑話大全
goldfish 金魚
stan: i won 92 goldfish.
斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。
fred: where are you going to keep them?
弗雷德：你想在哪兒養它們?
stan: in the bathroom.
斯丹：浴室。
fred: but what will you do when you want to take a bath?
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時怎麼辦?
stan: blindfold(矇眼睛) them!
斯丹：矇住它們的眼睛!