三年級英語笑話帶翻譯一：
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
-- 我叔叔下面有1000個人。
-- 他真是一個大人物。幹什麼的.?
-- 墓地守墓人。
三年級英語笑話帶翻譯二：
A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,‘Get the kid.’
這裡想對將要退休者提一點忠告。如果你只有65歲的話，千萬別進退休社群。因為那裡人人都七八十歲或者八九十歲了。每當要搬東西，抬東西或者裝東西時，他們就叫喊，“讓小的幹吧。”
三年級英語笑話帶翻譯三：
Author: You can't apprecciate it. You never wrote a book yourself.
Friend: No, and I never laid an egg, but I'm a better judge of an omelet than my hen in this country.
作者：你無法欣賞他，你從來沒有自己寫過書。
朋友：沒寫過，我也從來沒有下過蛋，但是我卻比這個國家的任何一隻母雞更擅長鑑定煎蛋卷。