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英語笑話:對午餐的不滿

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An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on the 30th floor of a building.

英語笑話:對午餐的不滿

The Irishman opened his lunch box and said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."

Next day the Irishman opens his lunch b box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too, the blonde opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death also.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is weeping, she says, "if I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!" the Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. "Hey, don't look at me," She said. "He made his own lunch."

一個愛爾蘭人,一個墨西哥人和一個金髮男子在一棟樓房的第三十層施工。

愛爾蘭人開啟飯盒說:“鹹牛肉和捲心菜!下次午飯還吃鹹牛肉和捲心菜,我就從這樓上跳下去。”

墨西哥人開啟飯盒說:“又是玉米煎餅。下次如果還是玉米煎餅,我也跳下去。”

金髮人開啟飯盒說:“又是大臘腸。下次如果還是大臘腸三明治,我也跳下去。”

第二天,愛爾蘭人開啟盒飯看到鹹牛肉和捲心菜便跳樓死了。墨西哥人開啟飯盒看到玉米煎餅也跳了樓,金髮人開啟飯盒看到大臘腸也跳樓自殺了。

葬 禮上,愛爾蘭人的妻子在哭泣,她說:“如果我知道他如此討厭鹹牛肉和捲心菜,我決不會再給他吃!”墨西哥人的妻子也在哭泣著說:“我會給他做玉米麵豆卷和 春捲!我沒有發現他是這麼不喜歡吃玉米煎餅。”每個人都把目光轉向金髮男子的妻子並盯著她看。“嘿,別看我,午飯是他自個做的。”她說。